No, I haven't murdered anyone.
I didn't join the Russian mafia.
And I had nothing to do with that drug smuggling ring running out of lakewood.
In other news:
Daryl and Brittany have simmered down. No more third wheel.
Noah and Daryl hung out in the same space for several hours today. Hell is frozen, it may take months to recuperate.
Brittany leaves in less than three weeks.
Duncan is getting here in five days (this I only found out today).
Today we stole pumpkins from Jesus.
Yesterday we played with a whole lot of golf balls.
I still don't know what I'm going to be for Halloween.
I think that's all.